How to Have Oral Sex in a Car?

Oral Sex in a Car

Oral sex is great. Cars are great. They’re two great tastes that taste great together, whether you’re inclined to spit or swallow. We’ve got positions for oral sex in a car to get it on in the front seat, back seat, and with the top down, so you can enjoy everything that both your car and your partner have to offer. The open road has never been more enticing.

Oral Sex in a Car; The Positions

In the back seat, nothing satisfies quite like the 69 position. Here’s the one position we’ll delve into where you’re not required to take turns—you both get to enjoy oral sex goodness at the same time. You’ll have to scrunch up and tuck your knees in, but you’ll discover that with a little maneuvering and logistics management, you’ll be on your way to oral sex bliss in your car in no time.

Next, we’ve got the classic position for those of you who really don’t give a shit about your own personal safety (or anyone else’s, for that matter). The classic front seat lean-over, in which the driver makes themselves, erm, available, and their partner works their magic from the passenger seat while you both hurtle down the highway doing 85 mph because the driver is distracted beyond human comprehension.

If you’re feeling daring and you’ve got a sun roof, there’s always the lighthouse position. Just stand on the front seat while your partner works from the back seat. This is one of the more comfortable car sex positions, as it gives you a comfortable amount of space to maneuver, but even if you think you’re someplace deserted, there’s always an element of danger.

So there you have it. Now you and that special somebody can enjoy your road trips in fine style, traveling the highways and byways of this great land of ours while claiming bragging rights for having done the deed in a parking lot. We couldn’t be prouder.

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